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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

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9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

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hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

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OH

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HOLY PISSING HELL

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MY CHILD

im peeing

ITS BACK

OMFG I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

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….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set 

look at the notes.

Okay, we’ll be waiting.

Fucking shit……

What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!

THIS SHIT IS SCARY I DIDNT ACTUALLY THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN.

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THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET.

MY CHEST ALMOST COLLAPSED WATCHING THIS

Fuck this is too funny.

ramenflavoredpunani

OHHHHHMAIIIIIGAWDDDDDD

"I AM SENDING YOU ON A FIRST CLASS PLANE TO NIGERIA TOMORROW!"

First class? His dad is hella nice!!! XD

LOLOLOLOL

omfg Im crying

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lawd. These insults man, hurling them ! HAH! When he came out with that PIPE thooo!!

I SAW THIS AND I DIED BECAUSE OF ACCURACY

lmaoooooo i wouldn’t have survived after the reveal though hahahaha

14 Jesus is Lord!!!!…. LMAO

Mesphina I must marry you because that’s what made me laugh the most lmfaooooooooo bahahahhaahahahhahajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajahahahahhaha. Aaaaaah!!!!!!!! I can’t do this anymore! Tumblr omg!!! The dad was so relieved too loooooool

the Jesus is lord part just killed. the way he just picked a pipe.

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Javon Johnson - “cuz he’s black”

This hits me in ways that are unimaginable

So relevant considering the Dunn trial verdict just came out.

heartbreaking.

i love this

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  • friend:

    says something that vaguely references song lyric

  • me:

    PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG

dont-seekwhatyoudont-need:

Today was a beautiful day.

dont-seekwhatyoudont-need:

Today was a beautiful day.

Fifth Harmony - Lego House (Ed Sheeran cover) (by OfficialFifthHarmony)

Mirrors - Justin Timberlake (Boyce Avenue feat. Fifth Harmony cover) on iTunes & Spotify (by boyceavenue)

Taylor Swift - Everything Has Changed ft. Ed Sheeran (by TaylorSwiftVEVO)

mesphinaaa!!

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